Egypt

EGYPT

It is I, the first pharaoh-god of Egypt, Kimoahkaten, and I am here to tell you of the grandeur of my country.

I created Egypt after first creating the world and I made it the most beautiful place of all. The desert sands are the great conquerors of all that stand before them. The magnificent Nile river was created from tears shed by my wife, Krisahkcabi, who wept with joy when she beheld the beauty I had created.

I then created man and woman that they may multiply and pay homage to both of us. I commanded them to build great pyramids, massive temples, obelisks, and many other tributes dedicated to our greatness! These tributes were built to last millennia so that all mortals in all ages may witness the awesome dedication of my followers.

I hereby command that all 2-Bit Travelers come to my lands and worship your gods: Kimoahkaten and Krisahkcabi! You will receive the protection of the gods and if I am pleased with your tributes, I may grant you the privilege of mummification and an eternal home within the Grand Egyptian Museum when you die.

Kimoahkaten